"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

fdny-evanderson:

Am i detecting some doubt?

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Doubt that we would be able to have continuous sex for almost a whole year? Yeah, maybe a little.

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"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

fdny-evanderson:

Huh…that could work. I guess we could just fill in the rest of the time with sex. 

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You sure about that? That’s a lot of sex, Ev.

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"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

fdny-evanderson:

…What the hell am I supposed to do for a whole year?

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Well… we could watch the extended versions of The Lord of the Rings movies we have, and the hours of documentaries on those special edition blu-rays we got that go with it, then re-watch An Unexpected Journey. That might take a while. Not a year, though…

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"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

fdny-evanderson:

I can’t wait for the third movie. I just can’t.

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And to think, it’ll probably be released December next year just like the first two. That’s a whole year away.

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If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

fdny-evanderson:

Or we can skip that step and I can just kick his ass.

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Right, because that’s totally reasonable.

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If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

fdny-evanderson:

No, ‘cause then he’s gonna be a dick to you. And then I really will go and break his jaw.

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Ev, come on. Maybe if I just sit down with the guy I can settle whatever problem he has with us.

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If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

fdny-evanderson:

B, it’s something new with this guy every fucking day. One day it’s the dogs, then it’s our TV being too loud, then it’s me making too much noise in the hallway when I come home from work late.

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I know, I know, but I think the last thing we want to do is give him a reason to dislike us more. I could always go over there and try to talk to him myself?

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If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

fdny-evanderson:

Apparently our dogs bark too much. Even though they haven’t made a goddamn sound all day.

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You’re going to break his jaw because of that?

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If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

fdny-evanderson:

I’m gonna break his fuckin’ jaw.

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Uh-oh. What was it this time?

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It was September, like…a week ago.

fdny-evanderson:

Think I can charm ya into comin’ to bed?

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You always do. I’ll be right there, gorgeous.

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